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　　美国人在日常说话时会包含很多幽默，有些被称为冷笑话。昨天看了《复仇者联盟》，里面充满了这种冷幽默，但翻译成中文后就损失了幽默感。下面我节选10段精彩冷幽默，与那些看完电影后有同感的人，一同回味《复仇者联盟》中的搞笑镜头：
　　
　　
　　1. 斯嘉丽、俄国佬和菲尔探员对白 (斯嘉丽淡定的幽默)
　　
　　俄国佬接过电话，blabla…
　　
　　Phil to the Russian: You’re in the 114 Selansky Planda, third floor. We have an F-22 at the eight miles out. Put the woman on the phone, or I’ll blow the block before you can make into the lobby.
　　
　　Phil to Scarlett: We need you come in.
　　
　　Scarlett to Phil: Are you kidding? I’m working.
　　
　　Phil to Scarlett: This case is the president.
　　
　　Scarlett to Phil: I’m in the middle interrogation. This moron is giving me everything.
　　
　　The Russian: I didn’t … give … everything.
　　
　　Scarlett to Phil: You can’t pull me out of this right now.
　　
　　Phil to Scarlett: Natasha… Barton has been compromised.
　　
　　Scarlett to Phil: I need you put your hold.
　　
　　
　　2. Banner和斯嘉丽初次相见 (Banner装萌的幽默)
　　
　　Scarlett: This is the Tessaract. (Tessaract) has the potential energy to wipe out the planet.
　　
　　Banner: What does Fury want me do? Swallow it?
　　
　　Scarlett: He wants you to find it. It’s been taken.
　　
　　
　　3. 菲尔探员和美国队长首次见面 (菲尔探员的幽默)
　　
　　Phil: You’re the world’s first super hero. Banner thought gamma radiation might hold the key to unlocking his original formula.
　　
　　Captain: He didn’t go his way, did he?
　　
　　Phil: Not so much. When he’s not that thing, you know, guy’s like Steve Hawking. He’s like a smart person.
　　
　　
　　4. 雷神对弟弟的解释 (其实雷神本意不想幽默，但那句"he's adopted"太搞笑了)
　　
　　Scarlett: Loki has him under some kind of spell, along with one of ours.
　　
　　Captian: I wonder to know why Loki let us take him. He’s not leading army here.
　　
　　Banner: I don’t think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy’s brain is a bag full of cats, just smells crazy, I mean.
　　
　　Thor: I care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he’s Azgard. And he’s my brother.
　　
　　Scarlett: He’s killed eighty people in two days.
　　
　　Thor: He’s adopted.
　　
　　
　　5. Tony对Banner发骚 (我不得不说Tony太会挖苦Banner了)
　　
　　Banner: He has to heat the cube to 100 million Calvin, just breaks through the Kullon Berry’s.
　　
　　Tony: Unless someone can figure out how to stabilize the quantum tunnel in face.
　　
　　Banner: Well, if he could do that, he can achieve heavy ion fusion in any reactor in the planet.
　　
　　Tony: Finally, someone’s speaking English. It’s good to meet you, Doctor Banner. Your work in the anti-electron collision is unparalleled. And I’m a huge fan in the way when you lose control into an enormous green monster.
　　
　　Banner: Thanks.
　　
　　
　　6. 美国队长与弗瑞探员和雷神打趣 (Thor被美国队长调戏率)
　　
　　Fury: I don’t know about that. But it is the power by the cube. And I’d like to know how Loki used it to turn the sharpest man I know into his personal fly monkey.
　　
　　Thor: Monkey? Do you understand?
　　
　　Captain: I do. I understood that reference.
　　
　　
　　7. Tony与美国队长斗嘴 (Tony霸气侧漏)
　　
　　Captain: You know damn well what? Back off!
　　
　　Tony: I’m starting to wonder how you leave me.
　　
　　Captain: Yeah, big man in suite armor. Take that off, what are you?
　　
　　Tony: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropy.
　　
　　
　　8. Banner从天上落下后与工人的对话 (一位旁观者发自肺腑的幽默)
　　
　　Worker: You fell off the sky.
　　
　　Banner: Did I hurt anybody?
　　
　　Worker: There is nobody to get hurt around here. You did scare off lots of pigeons, though.
　　
　　Banner: Lucky.
　　
　　Worker: Or just good aim. You were awake when you fell.
　　
　　Banner: You saw?
　　
　　Worker: The whole thing. Right through this ceiling, big and green, bulk ass nude. Yeah, then things were sufficient to you, when run down to the regular size, fella.
　　
　　Banner: Thank you.
　　
　　Worker: You’re alien?
　　
　　Banner: what?
　　
　　Worker: Out from the space, the alien.
　　
　　Banner: No.
　　
　　Worker: oh, then, son, you got a condition.
　　
　　
　　9. Tony与Loki打趣 (我其实不想说Tony和绿巨人是基友)
　　
　　Tony: You managed to piss off every single one of them.
　　
　　Loki: That was the plan.
　　
　　Tony: Not a good plan. When they come, and they will come for you.
　　
　　Loki: I have an army.
　　
　　Tony: We have a hulk.
　　
　　…
　　
　　Loki: Cowards of your friends have ties with me, when they so busy fighting you. (pointing his stick to Tony’s chest. It doesn’t work, and Loki wonders and tries again.) It always works.
　　
　　Tony: There happens to be issues. It is said every man of five…
　　
　　
　　10. 绿巨人猛揍Loki (不解释，全篇最近点的一幕)
　　
　　Loki: Enough! You are all of those beneath me. I am a God, you dull creature. I will not be spoiled by …
　　
　　Banner: weak God.
　　
　　
　　
　　电影中还有大量冷幽默，但事实上，有些我并不觉得好笑。
　　
　　总之，这是一部非常棒的电影。

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